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i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”
“You have the burden of proof backwards when you insist that other people need to prove you wrong. You made the claim, therefore you are responsible for providing evidence to support the claim. No one is obligated to discredit the claim or take it seriously until you have provided evidence.”
Anonymous asked:
You fucking eviscerated me, Caretaker. I asked for a fortune a while back not expecting anything too special as a response if I even got one, and you hit me back by saying the one thing that shook me to my goddamn core. I don't know how you did it but you did, you said the one thing I couldn't possibly have anticipated, yet still feared, and I would like to apologize for doubting you. I'm still fucking recoiling from it. You destroyed me. Thank you.
normal-horoscopes answered:
I KNOW
[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….









